7 rules for not getting caught cheating!
1. KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
No matter how bad you mess up, no matter how great you think you are when you plan the perfect plan, no matter how much you want to share the news, keep it to yourself. We can’t stress this enough. Keep your mouth shut!
No matter how legit or illegal your transgression, if you get away with it, count your blessings and keep your mouth shut. Opening your trap about how conniving you are won’t win you any friends and will just set you up for a fall.
2. DON’T SH*T ON YOUR OWN DOOR STEP
The LAST thing you want is to be spotted by someone you know, or worse still your wife’s bestie! Meet somewhere where you’re less likely to be spotted with your mistress!
No matter how well you plan, no matter how much you try to cover something up, you will always forget something — I can guarantee it. So be paranoid about details, go over things, and tread carefully. Be the most cautious person in the world; this is healthy paranoia.
3. HIDE THE EVIDENCE
Lipstick on your collar stray boxers/knickers on the backseat is a sure-fire way of getting busted! Make sure you take the time and make the effort to hide any evidence of your indiscretions.
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